Recently, one of Aunt Heifer's dear friends underwent some Extreme Makeover-ing of herself. She worked out, she lost weight--she's looking FAB!
Well, what goes really well with losing weight and feeling Fab?
DUH!?!?
New clothes!
Unfortunately, her boss didn't see things the same way.
The original email suggested that my dear friend read her employee handbook and then respond via email acknowledging that she was not permitted to wear any clothing that comes above the knee.
Your Aunt Heifer's response:
Dear M,
Don't let it get you down honey. She's jealous because she is not totally rockin' the hot bod like you. That green eyed monster can be such a heifer.
On the other hand, she said you couldn't wear anything that comes above the knee. So, I suggest you show up to work in a long skirt tomorrow. Oh, and since she wants no clothing that hits above the knee, I suggest going topless. You know, since shirts are above the knee?
Smooches,
Aunt Heifer
HAHAH!!! That is awesome. I believe we may share a friend.
ReplyDeleteWell, I certainly hope it's My Dear Friend---and not the Boss Lady! :O)
ReplyDeleteThat topless thing is a great idea...we cold start a new trend!
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